Best friends Zaid and Neelam shared a dream: get away, make it as writers, build a future where they''re free to be themselves. Together, always.Years later, things are far from what they expected. Zaid''s life has kinda stalled – he''s half out the closet, living at home and still chasing the dream. While Neelam''s has taken a completely different path as she chooses to prioritise her own happiness. As their lives pull further apart, leaving a mess of unsaid things between them, it''s going to take something real to bring them back together.Waleed Akhtar''s play The Real Ones is a funny and honest love letter to platonic soulmates. It was first performed at the Bush Theatre, London, in 2024, directed by Anthony Simpson-Pike, and starring Nathaniel Curtis and Mariam Haque.