A monstrously fun take on the holiday classic, A Visit from St. Nicholas, by Clement Clarke Moore. The South Pole''s one-eyed cousin of Kris Kringle stops by a sleeping family''s house on Christmas Eve. The startled and frightened father must confront Santa Clops and save Christmas for his children. Boogerthumbs instead of sugarplums, dino-penguins instead of reindeer and... coal instead of gifts? Uh-oh! ''Scary Christmas to all and to all a good fright!''